…if I was wearing these AMAZEBALLS shoes from Christian Louboutin?
At £945, these are WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY out of my budget right now, but one day they shall be on my feet in all their spikey dominatrix inspired glory. And I’ll be pulling off a suitable spikey dominatrix outfit too. Think lots of black leather. Heck yes. If I don’t get a date wearing that, I’m doomed.